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So you want to be in the CIA?

Postby Otomi70 » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:43 am

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

:P
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Postby Commando 9767 » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:54 am

Excellent.
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Re: So you want to be in the CIA?

Postby LoneScout » Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:19 pm

I guess the only thing missing is a Bull whip, leather tights and leatards, spike stiletto high heals, and some of those Britney Speares, pink furry hand cuffs and I'ld be willing for a little spanking and humilation as well ? Maybe I could kiss the " Gunners Daughter," as well ?
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Re: So you want to be in the CIA?

Postby LoneScout » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:15 pm

Besides who in there right mind would want to be in the CIA, as if I was who would be willing to BLOW my cover as they have blown so many others before I ? Like a certain general seeing his smiling face on the cover of a " Rollin Stone ! "

Rollin Stone ! Gonna see my picture on the cover ! Gonna buy five copies for my mother ! Gonna see my smiling face on the cover of a Rollin Stone ! No way Jose I can't even dance let alone pass a screen test with one of those rich producers like those girls used to do to get in to " Hollywood," as if you ever saw me with my clothes off you wouldn't even want to be an army doctor at Walter Reed ! What getsme is how they let me in the army in the first place when I was destined to be like Bob Hope for the USO instead of just " Officer in Charge of Latrines ? "
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Re: So you want to be in the CIA?

Postby sniper_christopher » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:00 am

that is just sad, that woman is evil, so is the cia i guess. that poor guy, beat to death by a chair
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